Bastard Boy
by Penny Goring
unreliable disease-prone unhygienic ugly temperamental purple demanding needy pushy yard – king of your nether-garments, death-bound baby-bringer, veined by greedy pulsing blind & nervous weeping sour-soup
you ask too much
this woman does not desire your flesh
bastard boy
thrill her with a shiny toy, not one of those purpose-built, she craves surprises under her quilt
do her like you mean it, with things she wasn’t meant for
diamond-crusted cucumber
spine-covered brunt of a boll weevil
airfix model of a spitfire
fossilised snout of a platypus
souvenir eiffel tower
feathered hilt of a cold flamingo
dusty art deco lady lamp
strap-on modernist housing scheme
repro rococo table leg
silver alessi lemon squeezer
pseudo pleaser of the spotted hyena
she craves the alien
space junk thieved from NASA
give her the fist of a cyberman
bring her the dick of a replicant
and tell her dramatic stories
about traumatic insemination
pretend you’re something else
oh yeah?
FANTASTIC
oh yeah?
FANTASTIC
oh yeah?
FANTASTIC
cheers mate
ah mate
ah
You are utterly fantastic. Do you know that? I hope you do.
What Liras said in spades
I don’t think anyone has ever written such a ‘tribute’ to the male member before – not one this honest at any rate.
‘spine-covered brunt of a boll weevil’ – no one else writes like this, no more original, thrilling, mocking, Fantastic.
Yup, this is about the size of it and far more eloquently expressed than a male could ever muster.
Loved strap-on modernist housing scheme & space junk thieved from NASA
I loved it too. but I think a man could write well about a cock too. Especially maybe a man who was often on the receiving end of one!
Damn Penny! wow, your metaphors as usual are original and wonderfully enrapturing. This may be the best argument for roleplay yet.
Dip-stick
louisville slugger
“death-bound baby-bringer”. Absolutely superb.